herro. Buy some mugs off us. They are brilliant. It will make you a good person and you will definitely go to whatever stupid version of the afterlife you believe in you meff.  Also a brilliant new feature of our mugs is that if you fill them with liquid gold, they float 10 ft off the floor!
Also they turn into a cool puzzle if you throw it on some rocks. (glue not included)
Alright, you got the picture.
Something about mugs, yeah?
Yeah.

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